11.06.2006
Protector
Protector's creator claims that it only protects from closet monsters. at the risk of jinxing myself, i'd like to throw out an idea: it protects from more than just closet monsters.
since Protector has come to keep watch over me, i've been relatively injury free. no major illnesses. the occasional idiotic accident, yes, but that's just me. i attribute much of my mishap-free life to the powers of Protector. in fact, i intend to print out a color photo of Protector to post above my bench at work. hopefully some good karma will grace the workplace and keep any lab monsters away (yawa!) from us.
since Protector has come to keep watch over me, i've been relatively injury free. no major illnesses. the occasional idiotic accident, yes, but that's just me. i attribute much of my mishap-free life to the powers of Protector. in fact, i intend to print out a color photo of Protector to post above my bench at work. hopefully some good karma will grace the workplace and keep any lab monsters away (yawa!) from us.

